Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ladies and gentlemen,
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009
Like to live in hell?
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh then you're really gonna hate Fridays.
Monday, January 19, 2009
What Happened in Detroit
"All right" he said loudly, coming back into the busy biker bar "I'm going to have a shot of whisky and if my hog isn't back up front by the time I'm done, what happened in Detroit will happen here too!"
With that many of the bikers ran out of the bar and within moments one came back to tell the tough biker that his hog was now parked in front of the bar for him. When the tough guy started to leave the bartender asked him.
"Pardon me, stranger, but what happened in Detroit?"
The tough biker replied casually: "I had to walk back to my hotel!"
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Viva Las Vegas~
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
My California Adventure

The winding road that we had to go through time going out of Big Bear and off to Vegas. It freaked me out!
Well.. I think atu saja dulu..will post yang di Vegas plg nanti. If all the Crazy gangsters semua ke Vegas wah, gerenti seronokk berabis tu! Meriah2... I can imagine dah.. *dreaamingg*
Thursday, December 11, 2008
I am Bella Swan haha
"Bella Swan You are Bella Swan, the apple of Edward's eye. You are very private, clumsy, sweet, and funny. You have a wonderful ability to accept people (or mythical creatures) for what they are. You have an amazing capacity to love, even though you can be too hard on yourself. "
Anyway, i got these from ka ani's blog hehe was surprised that i am Bella!! haha! Do you think the description suits me?? well, u guys can try the quiz n see which character are you.. :D
Twilight Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!
» » Christmas Trivia Quiz - Naughty or Nice? « «
Make a Quiz | Christmas Song Lyrics | Twilight Quizzes | Dumb MySpace Quizzes
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Its been a while..... =(


Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Happy Face Happy Month and Happy Holidays !!
Monday, December 1, 2008
World Aids Day.. =D

Monday, November 17, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Downtown San Diego..

This is a pic of an air balloon/plane kah namanya, yg mcm katun tu, ia buat iklan..hehe the 1st time I saw a real one so that's why ku gambar.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Stress Reduction Ideas...for exam-ers :P
Humour is one of the greatest and quickest devices for reducing stress. Humour works because laughter produces helpful chemicals in the brain.Humour also gets your brain thinking and working in a different way - it distracts you from having a stressed mindset. Distraction is a simple effective de-stressor - it takes your thoughts away from the stress, and thereby diffuses the stressful feelings.Therefore most people will feel quite different and notice a change in mindset after laughing and being distracted by something humorous. Keep taking the laughter medicine until you feel suitably relaxed and re-charged.
2 - BRISK WALK AND SELF-TALK
Go for a short quick really brisk walk outside. Yes, actually leave the building.Change your environment. Breathe in some fresh air and smell the atmosphere...Trees, rain, flowers, traffic fumes - doesn't matter - stimulate your senses with new things.On your way out keep saying to yourself out loud (and to anyone else you see, in that daft way people say "Elvis has left the building.."):"(your name) is leaving the building.. " And when you are outside and free say:"(your name) has left the building.. "You can extend the exercise by going to a park and jogging a little.Or do a few star-jumps - something energetic to get your body moving and relaxing.Or stroke a dog, or pick up some litter, or kick a kid's football.
3 - REHYDRATE
Go get a big cup or a bottle of water. Here's why...Most of us fail to drink enough water - that's water - not tea, coffee, coke, 'sports' drinks, Red Bull or fruit juice...All of your organs, including your brain, are strongly dependent on water to function properly. It's how we are built.If you starve your body of water you will function below your best - and you will get stressed. Physically and mentally.Offices and workplaces commonly have a very dry atmosphere due to air conditioning, etc., which increases people's susceptibility to de-hydration.This is why you must keep your body properly hydrated by regularly drinking water (most people need 4-8 glasses of water a day). You will drink more water if you keep some on your desk at all times - it's human nature to drink it if it's there - so go get some now.When you drink water you need to pee. This gives you a bit of a break and a bit of exercise now and then, which also reduces stress.When you pee you can see if your body is properly hydrated (your pee will be clear or near clear - if it's yellow you are not taking enough water).This will also prompt some amusing discussion and chuckling with your colleagues ("Nature calls - I'm off to the bog again...") which is also good for reducing stress.If you want to be really exotic add a slice of lemon or lime. Kiwi and sharon fruit are nice too...So now you are fully watered and guffawing and exercised up to the max, read on for ideas for how to prevent stress as well as reduce and manage it.
4 - CATNAP OR POWERNAP
(Not so easy but still perfectly possible) Take a quick nap. It is nature's way of recharging and re-energising.A quick 10-30 minutes' sleep is very helpful to reduce stress. It's obviously essential if you are driving while tired, but a quick sleep is a powerful de-stressor too.A lunchtime snooze is very practical for home-workers - it just requires the realisation that doing so is acceptable and beneficial (when we are conditioned unfortunately to think that sleeping during the day is lazy, rather than healthy).If your work situation is not quite ready to tolerate the concept of a daytime nap then practise a short session of self-hypnosis, combined with deep breathing, which you can do at your desk, or even in the loo. It works wonders.
5 - MAKE A CUPPA
Any tea will do, but a flavoured cup of tea is even better. Experiment with different natural flavourings using herbs and spices and fruit.Fresh mint is wonderful, and excellent for the digestive system. Nettles are fantastic and contain natural relaxants. Orange zest is super (use one of those nifty little zester gadgets). Ginger root is brilliant. Many herbs, spices, fruits and edible plants make great flavoured tea, and many herbs and spices have real therapeutic properties.Making the tea and preparing the ingredients take your mind off your problems, and then smelling and drinking the tea also relaxes you. There is something wonderful about natural plants and fruits which you can't buy in a packet. Use a tea-pot or cafetiere, or if you are happy with a bit of foliage in your drink actually brew it in a big mug or heatproof tumbler.
6 - CRYING
Not much is known about the physiology of crying and tears, although many find that crying - weeping proper tears - has a powerful helpful effect on stress levels. Whatever the science behind crying, a good bout of sobbing and weeping does seem to release tension and stress for many people.Of course how and where you choose to submit to this most basic of emotional impulses is up to you. The middle of the boardroom during an important presentation to a top client is probably not a great idea, but there are more private situations and you should feel free to try it from time to time if the urge takes you.It is a shame that attitudes towards crying and tears prevent many people from crying, and it's a sad reflection on our unforgiving society that some people who might benefit from a good cry feel that they shouldn't do it ever - even in complete privacy. Unfortunately most of us - especially boys - are told as children that crying is bad or shameful or childish, which of course is to utter nonsense. Arguably only the bravest cry unashamedly - the rest of us would rather suffer than appear weak, which is daft, but nevertheless real.Whatever, shedding a few tears can be a very good thing now and then, and if you've yet to discover its benefits then give it a try. You might be surprised.
gud luck on ur exam guys :)
-WADUD-
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Fire in The Hole!!
owh sarin join us after dim-sum-ing.....
and to conclude the FUN nite...'we' all sleep-over at sungai akar :) (bkan tmpat sampah ah!!!)
and to the guys "thanx for tagging us along main cs tho kami at first majal inda mau main...hehehe"
p/s: nanti bawa kami main lagi ehh..hehehe nyanyat tah plang~.. :P xoxo you know you LOVE us!! :D
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
APA ADA YOW?! BANAR...BANAR...
WE (me,yajid and nurul) had a great laugh with this video,and we feel like sharing it with all of you :D PACAH WAH...APA ADAAAAAAAAA~ :P~
























